Nag in the Bag

I’m starting a fun new holiday tradition this year called “Nag in the Bag.” It’s a great way to let your significant other know you’re thinking about them, while also trying to passive aggressively make them better. I encourage you to join in the on the fun as well! 
I’ve already started leaving the Nag in random places around the house to surprise Chris and I must say, we are both having so much fun with it! It’s a really great bonding experience for us and it also lets Chris know I am always watching him. 
Always. Watching. 
Let’s look at some of the holiday fun we’ve already had!
Uh-oh! Looks like someone forgot to put away their shoes. Don’t worry, Nag is here to remind you every day until you do!
Where does an empty toilet paper roll go? On Nag’s head? No silly, in the trash! Like Nag always says, an empty roll doesn’t re-fill itself. And notice how I’m standing on the lid? It’s because it’s down. Where it should be.

Guess who needs more quarters for laundry? We do!

Did you get all of the black hairs out of the shower? I’m watching to make sure you do. Always. Watching.

Why is Nag in the oat bar box? Because it’s empty that’s why. Probably means it should be in the garbage and not the cabinet. Just some helpful hints from your friendly Nag.

Booze time with the buds? Not so fast, we still have to go Christmas shopping! Yay!

These are coasters. Let’s be friends.

Are you sure you want to eat these chips? Why not go for some carrots instead? Yum yum says Nag!

What is silly Nag doing now? Oh that’s right, she’s squeezing toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Like you’re supposed to do.

Dishes should sit in the dishwasher not the sink. Luckily Nag is here to hang around until you remember.

Who wants to be on football forums when you can watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with your girlfriend? Close the Macbook.

Looks like someone left the sink looking like a typhoon ran through after shaving. Remember, a dry sink is a happy sink!

Time to do some laundry! No one likes a full basket.

Nag sees you when you’re sleeping.


She knows when you’re pretending to not be awake.


She knows if you’ve been bad or good, so listen to Nag for your own damn sake.

I’m kidding.

Put Nag back in the Bag, gals. Go easy on the fellas this time of year. Tis the season.

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  1. December 10, 2014 / 9:02 am

    Ha ha! I need me a nag. The cool thing about her is she is so dang cute no one is going to mind when she nags! ; P

    I think I want my pug to be the nag of our house.

    bisous
    Suzanne
    http://www.suzannecarillo.com

  2. December 10, 2014 / 9:04 am

    This is so much better than Elf on the Shelf. Much more entertaining and MUCH more useful!

  3. December 10, 2014 / 9:07 am

    this is brilliant. I actually want to do this to michael.

  4. December 10, 2014 / 9:57 am

    Actually, I love this idea. I must make at least 3 nags so everyone in my house can have one! 🙂

  5. December 10, 2014 / 10:11 am

    Haha! This is awesome, not sure my fella would agree though 😉

  6. December 10, 2014 / 10:18 am

    I was seriously laughing the whole time I was reading this post! I would love to do this to my husband, but I'm not sure he would appreciate the nag as much as me 🙂

  7. December 10, 2014 / 10:22 am

    omg hilarious!!!

  8. December 10, 2014 / 10:34 am

    hahaha this is hilarious! my boyfriend and i actually got in a big fight about cleaning and stuff last night so this humor is well-timed for me.

  9. December 10, 2014 / 10:43 am

    DYING! this is hilarious!

  10. December 10, 2014 / 10:44 am

    Oh my god. this is hilarious. David and I would die, and yes we nag each other all the time.. Why are my shoes in the living room. Why does he leave the lights on?… ha

  11. December 10, 2014 / 11:11 am

    HILARIOUS!!! Well done!

  12. December 10, 2014 / 11:34 am

    You're a riot. Bye, going to print out a mini version of myself now.

  13. December 10, 2014 / 1:35 pm

    This is great! I think my husband would like to make one for me!!!

  14. December 10, 2014 / 1:54 pm

    This is hilarious. Need to do this for my boyfriend, since I can't even stand hearing myself nag him sometimes (which apparently is a lot).

    Jenny
    From the Desk of J

  15. December 10, 2014 / 2:00 pm

    Blogging gold right here.

    One of my bff's name is Maggie and we always say she's "Maggin" her husband. She will get a kick out of this.

  16. December 10, 2014 / 2:33 pm

    Hahah, elf on the shelf is out, nag in the bag is in!

  17. December 10, 2014 / 5:26 pm

    Wow! This is amazing! hahahahaha I LOVE this!

  18. December 10, 2014 / 7:03 pm

    This is hilarious and great! I can only imagine the backlash I would get if I did that ha ha 😀

  19. December 10, 2014 / 8:02 pm

    Hahahahha you are brilliant! Way better than elf on a shelf

  20. December 10, 2014 / 11:05 pm

    This may be my favorite post you have ever written. It is hilarious and now I want to make a nag in the bag.

  21. December 11, 2014 / 9:12 am

    bahahhahahahaha

  22. December 11, 2014 / 2:28 pm

    YES!!! This is THE best new holiday tradition ever!!! I must find a picture of me to cut out ASAP.

  23. December 11, 2014 / 4:28 pm

    This is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I might want to make one, and I'll probably be sweet and make one for my hubs too. Much better than verbal nagging!

  24. December 11, 2014 / 7:08 pm

    This is the best!! I am wishing I lived with my boyfriend right now for the sole purpose of doing this. He doesn't EVER make his bed and I know someday when we live together this will drive me absolutely insane. Is it bad if I pin this for later so I can remember to nag him properly?? lol

  25. December 13, 2014 / 11:32 pm

    hahahaha this is too much. I cant!

  26. December 14, 2014 / 10:34 pm

    You make me want to be a better blogger.

  27. December 21, 2014 / 3:28 am

    Haven't laughed that hard in while. Good work.

  28. December 28, 2014 / 7:32 am

    Bahaha I really want one of these. Hysterical! No one to nag but myself, and let's be real, that would get me to do stuff!

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